"Pregame for tomorrow's party!"
"To be real honest...service sucks! I only come fir beer prices!"
"They are good you guys! The Mexican approves of the tamale co."
"2 guys 1 dog...1 is bipolar and the other is a phead... Enter at your risk cuz the dog is the only sane one that lives there."
"If you don't know Spanish don't bother asking anyone anything!"
"Don't ever use the restroom by the food court. It's Brazilian poop invasion!"