"Call ahead for an appointment. They get busy!"
"Was told this is the best sushi in the city. The fish is good, but the seaweed is soggy/chewy. Blech."
"Slowest service ever. Then got my order wrong. Then found a hair in my sandwich. Got the Apple slices, mushy and brown."
"Slowest service ever. Then got my order wrong. Then found a hair in my sandw"
"Brian W has never been here. He is a liar and a cheat."
"Count your change! They have stolen my quarters more than once!!"