"You're always welcome as long as u bring Jamo, Henny + some lala."
"This is just like how it was in high school. Please adhere to the standard rules! Haha. No chooez in da house!"
"My new favorite salon!!! Go see Julian for a dope cut + style!!!"
"Watch out for the devil, he'll sneak up on u + bite u w/ his shark teeth!"