Jay Schofield

"Get here early in the summer if you plan to use the playground equipment. If its sunny out the equipment gets too hot to play on."

"Parents: don't be afraid to get in there and have fun with the kids ;-)"

"Because I need some.....oh.....wait, nvm."

"Me: "Is the pork seasoned?" to which the girl behind the counter replied "...um, I think so" REALLY? And they pay you for that expertise? Don't ask any tough questions when ordering."

"If you have wet naps, baby wipes, or anything that could be used to clean a table bring it in with you; the tables in the food area are ALWAYS sticky. I don't blame IKEA but the 20k people here."

"Try a five shot Venti EggNog Americano. Tis' the season!!"