"High Quality, Great Selection, Low Price, & Friendly Customer Service"
"We have nothing but fun up in here."
"$50 ASE Certification for DC residents."
"You won't see the address from the street, walk into parking lot and you will see the big silver numbers on the building as you walk along the lot."
"Sometimes Campus Safety makes you move."
"There is free wireless, but you can't get in social media sites (ie Facebook)"