"THE ONL PLACE TO PARTY ON SUNDAYS!"
"Wednesday Nights is the place to be. 2 4 1's on EVERYTHING, including bottles. All night long."
"Get the oysters. They actually have a great authentic Japanese flavor. Place is beautiful. Congrats to the best chef in the Midwest. Tim McKee!"
"Strippers. One is a 42 old grandma."
"My girlfriend loves the risotto balls."