"Don't get the alleged "crab cake" appetizer on the specials menu. Microwaved nuggets of I don't know. The chicken part of the chicken martino was actually good but the "cream" sauce was liquid salt."
"For future reference, when white people say Mexican food is good, don't listen to them. Actual Mexicans would be pissed."
"The guacamole, paella and chicken with plantains will change your life."
"This one isn't stupid crowded like the ones in Manhattan :)"
"Authentic Mexican for mad cheap!!! Manhattan-centric queens don't know what they're missing!!!!"
"That veggie slice was STACKED!!!! You queens below 96th Street don't know what you're missing!!!!"