"Tater Cakes, Spaetzel, Pimento Cheese, Cherry Ale Mustard, Rooster Snitzel, and so many IPAs on Draught make it easy to show up, but impossible to decide. Throw money at Rivers too."
"I ate a pizza and drank a drink. I bet if I spent more money on both I would be happier. Instead, a 2 dollar beer and a 12 dollar pizza will keep me happy and satisfied. Thanks for the leftover lunch."