"If you want a little taste of home and you're Cuban then this is the place for you. Just taste the cafe con leche and you'll know I'm right."
"If you're hungry get the Bigman Breakfast. Best home fries I've had in years"
"One does not simply check-in to Mordor"
"Be wary of what you get. They add an automatic 36% gratuity to our check"
"If you having trouble staying focused a 5 hour energy can make all the difference"
"Don't park next to the mini golf place! Sometimes golf balls will fly and crack your windows or windshield … >_<"