"Best breakfast sandwiches. Try one."
"Request Christine! She's amazing!"
"If you're gonna steal a mayorship, have the common courtesy of a reach around!"
"Request Paisley! She's the best server by far."
"Drinks, Firepits, Hot Tub, Dance Floor, Pong, Fun."
"Stop in and see Dr. Mike for an adjustment followed by a relaxing chair massage! $1/minute."