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"Gas is often $0.10 cheaper so well worth the membership. Also its some of the best bulk deals around."
"Ask about sales and specials. And know that all the customers are treated like royalty."
"Please take note. Our Free Wifi policy has changed; During lunch hours between 11:00a and 2:00p Wifi is limited to 30 minutes and reconnection will not be possible. We apologize for any inconvenience."
"Best place in town for volvo or volkswagen repair. Cheaper, faster, friendlier."