Jeb G

"There's more elbow room if you just pee in the sink and skip the bathroom"

"This whisky guppie is delicious. *drinks* Ill have another.....gragrhkrrrghhhhargghfff. I love you"

"Try the Guinness and then wash that down with another 4 Guinness"

"Limmer rules the bar tip him well"

"Secret menu available? Do you know it?"