"I Thot I saw a stump here...anyway, please take caution near it if u see it"
"Grandma usually has some kind of sweet treat, tho sometimes they r stashed away and nearly impossible to find. She's quite klever!"
"What chu think I'm loko s.a.?"
"Bein kreepy ain't for wannabees..."
"Ooooooooohhhhh hometown!!!"