"You gotta order food to get any alcohol, then the beer is 4% ABV max."
"Free WiFi. No PreCheck or Preferred lanes at security. No A list line at Southwest ticket counter."
"The shield that blocks Sprint signals in the rest of Midway terminal building wasn't installed out here."
"All you can eat crab legs Wednesday nights"
"They have a gas grill on the back patio. Go to the grocery store, buy something to grill, and avoid always eating at restaurants!"