"The Wildcat Benedict is insanely good. You will NOT regret it."
"Fantastic food - try a few interesting dishes and share them for a great leisure lunch. Free wifi, open til midnight on Friday and Saturday... What's not to love?"
"Check out the awesome collection of turtles. They are full of turtly goodness."
"Omg the donuts. Always start breakfast with their fresh donuts."
"Watch out for the stairs going to the basement - cats love to sleep there."
"Never pass up an opportunity to talk politics, religeon, current events, or sports with the regulars."