"Ten dollar Thursday nights! Full rental package only $30 everyday. PBR drafts $2.50!"
"Kevin will give handys for $12. Carrie won't."
"Stop by and say hi to East Creek Nick, Royal Rogue, Jett, and all the other horses."
"They won't let you watch the movie naked. I thought this was America!"
"John S likes the pancakes and Katie likes the pancakes too. John can't figure out how you came up with the name."