Jeff Geronimo

"Excellent salon! Go see Tim...you won't be disappointed!"

"Book an appointment with Rae if you want an excellent massage with deep pressure. Afterwards, definitely opt for the complimentary steam shower if it's available - I highly recommend it!"

"Conductors love telling everyone this on the trains: "Seats are for butts, floors are for feet." Therefore, keep your feet on the floor unless you wanna get yelled at."

"If you get a smoothie at this location, try the Strawberry Slam protein smoothie. One of the best strawberry protein smoothies I've had from someone else who made it besides me. :)"

"Most of the cars for the Metra UP West Line from OTC to Elburn do not have working water faucets in the restrooms (probably true for other trains), so bring hand sanitizer or use the ones provided."

"I call this the 25th Avenue exit from hell because it's the area on 290 inbound where one can expect to sit and wait forever in traffic for whatever reason that only the traffic gods know."