"Watch out for skidmarks"
"Looking for hammocks, doggie style and erotica? Go to the door on the right .."
"Freshly remodeled gym come check it out"
"Saturday from 11-5 upstairs bar, Uncle Leo is a stud!"
"Room for rent ... Watch out for cum stains on carpet and free use of gym in basement. HJ's free with first month rent. No pusses allowed"
"Personal training program is excellent @ Bally's Willow Grove"