"Take plenty of tp, had a major blowout while driving home! Someone forgot to wash their hands or something"
"Dont trust the guy answering the phone , reservations are accepted"
"When you die get a casket with some bling"
"NEW MEMBER SPECIAL, SIGN UP NOW FOR A FAMILY MEMBERSHIP ONLY $395 FOR THE FIRST YEAR. SWIMMING POOL AND TENNIS WITH MANY OTHER FUN FAMILY ACTIVITIES!"
"Check the batteries in your smoke detectors"