"I'm a cheesesteak snob, but the one they serve here is pretty darn good!"
"The bandeja paisa is beyond amazing. Ginormous portion makes it a great meal to share. If you do it solo, don't expect to be very productive afterwards."
"Bone up on your Spanish because threw owner doesn't speak English"
"Love ya Magic, but GO BULLS!!"
"Be prepared for a long wait to order, but the food is well worth it!"