"The secret to this place is to go upstairs and sit at the bar overlooking all the cooking. Better than the Food Network."
"TSA dude, don't touch my junk!"
"TSA Dude, dint touch my junk!"
"TSA dude. Don't touch my junk!!"
"This is why the Courtyard now sucks. A line to get a cup of coffee. They used to be free in the lobby. No more."
"Ever seen a Date Shake?"