"Big LGBT scene Tues-Sat. Very fun. (Hint: if you're in the b-room use password "Boo Radley" 4 a goodtyme! 🐨"
"Drink the fountain water! It has special healing properties that'll make you feel better about spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a mediocre education!"
"Free Jake and Amir show @8 on 10th Floor"
"Here's a good tip: don't eat here. Its awful."
"Come find me and say hi! I'm wearing a green shirt, blue shorts and green shoes. First person to find me gets a dollar!"