"Marco knows what's going on."
"Alright, I know you don't want to be here right now, but you're doing the right thing. Keep working. I know your boss takes you for granted, but it's all gonna pay off eventually. You're doing good."
"Help-a-Travis Game: if you're in a crowded space, loudly say, "Hey, Travis!" If anyone turns around, give them a high five and say, "you're the man, Travis!" Then walk away. Your work here is done."
"Be careful. There's a creepy guy in the booth over there taking pictures of you with his blackberry."