"Get the buffalo shrimp. So tasty!"
"Come every Thursday at 8pm for Bingo! 14$ buy in and 500$ black out jackpot!"
"Great burgers and good portions. Get the chive fries! Yum!"
"Friendly sales staff. Best price guarantee and they are noncommissioned. Lifetime limited power train warrantee on all new and used cars that have 60,000 miles or less. Stop in for a great experience!"
"I think I pooped on the couch..."