"They Park in front of your driveway... Dicks!"
"I love the peach Fanta."
"Best Pepperjax in Omaha! The others skimp on the seasoning."
"One of the toilets makes a whale noise when flushed."
"Pick up a Pet Odor Exterminator candle! They're great, especially when you have to keep a pet in isolation. It helps get the funk out of the room. Their variety changes season to season."
"Girls! The bathroom is better than most bars. I'm a toilet paper snob, and they have good paper! Only small stalls though. It's alright!"