"DO NOT COME IN ON THE FIRST OF ANY MONTH. Impossible to park, get money out, and the lobby is a party of loud screaming people-usually with their loud screaming children."
"They've got a new barista, and I hear she means serious business (Let me make you a drink)."
"The vegetarian sandwiches made me switch from vegan to vegetarian. Just saying."
"If you haven't ordered the sangria, do so."
"My friend works here and says don't come in. (:"