"Pulled off the highway, picked this place and hoped for the best...and lucked out with really great Tex-Mex."
"The salad is not the same. :("
"James Allen likes it when you play with the karaoke program while he's getting a drink."
"Hang out with Giles, he's old, like you."
"Pretend to almost get into a fistfight, dump the rubber pellets out of your shoes, and go grab a draft beer upstairs."
"Go to the front of the Jewel Box in the fall and take emo/goth pics in the drained fountain."