"This place is so white trash. The table is made from trash. The bartender only mixes one drink, and she's a wine snob."
"It's a mobile signal black hole."
"They serve proper loose leaf tea. Worth going our of my way when I have the time."
"It is lacking in amenities when you get past security. So what? Get a sandwich before you go to gate. Fastest curb-to-security-to-gate of any airport I've been through. It rocks!"