"Try the Michelangelo! You won't regret it."
"Watch out for the family sized portions."
"DO NOT do the free shot of soco firey red. It's not worth the awful taste it will leave in your mouth for the rest of the night."
"Large coffee $1.25. Everything in here is so much cheaper than Court Deli"
"Drink at the Belmont Lounge around the block before you come, awesome happy hour."