"The bacon is 80% fat and 20% of it is actually meat."
"I recommend this place to all my friends! Excellent place!"
"Amazing food and excellent service! Definitely recommend this place!"
"It's smells just like Bali Slush, ass."
"I recommend going to the Plano one, it's worth the drive even if you live in Richardson."
"Horrible service, they closed thirty minutes early."