"Try both the sauced and the crispy chicken. They're amaaaaazing!!"
"Eat! Everything is tasty!"
"Don't wear a low cut top unless you want to burn the girls."
"This place has the most amazing selection of rocks, gems, fossils, crystals and more!!"
"Don't trip in the potholes in the parking lot!"
"Best omlettes EVER. If you like lots of mushrooms and cheese..."