"This place is a cluster fuck."
"Food is great but one of the cooks rung me up, handed me my change with his gloves on, then went back to making someone's sandwich with those gloves still on! Gross."
"They don't open the doors when you push the button!"
"They need to hire more staff, I've been waiting with my feet in the water for 20mins and no one is available to do my pedicure. My feet will be prunes at this rate!"