"The freshest food in the Valley. Try the fatoosh, Falafel Mazza, Kibbe/hummus/tabbouleh wrap (warm) or the beef gyro. These are the things obsessions are made of. And don't leave without baklava..."
"Always ask Lee about her latest brilliant infusion...like bacon and coffee infused bourbon. At a minimum, have a Borris Karloff. It will change your life."
"The cold water tails are the way to go."
""I love you because you make me look like someone I am not." I also love you because I took that picture of you. XOX"
"Be sure to have cash so you can tip when they do a sub par job and make excuses for it."
"Not only did I ask for it, he let me Saran wrap him on the bar. Excellent tip."