"2 for 1 domestic long necks, well and draft from 11-3 and happy hour from 3-7 $2 domestic long necks, $3 wells, $4 draft and $5 wine! Half off pizza in lounge!"
"Best turtle soup in town!"
"Has a hummus happy hour on Tuesday!"
"Has a point system going that adds free money for future use for every time you make a purchase!"
"Best pepper loin in town, and at lunch a better deal!"