"Short ladies: they hem for free, even if you've owned your pants for years."
"Beware: they currently serve low-sodium Ritz!"
"60's style rocking chairs in the waiting area!"
"If you have an out-of-state license, make sure you bring a passport or birth certificate, otherwise they won't sell to you!"
"Chocolate is in the first left drawer, popcorn is under the radio. Always."
"Seriously the best customer service in the whole mall. Not pushy, always knowledgable, and so nice. Worth the slightly higher price tag."