"Everything is excellent--and the hot sauce actually is hot. Try the fries covered in white sauce."
"Please clean. It's gross."
"JESUS, ENOUGH WITH THE LOCKER ROOM PANFLUTES ALREADY. IT SOUNDS LIKE ZAMFIR IS STUCK IN THE TOILET."
"The mezcal mule and the rum punch are the stuff of dreams."
"Cozy, delicious, friendly, cheap--and hot as HELL. :)"