"The desserts. And the chicken!"
"Don't come for dinner. Waited 20 minutes for drinks. Another hour for dinner. Every meal was cooked either wrong or poorly. Steaks over cooked. Lamb dry. Huge disappointment. Management unresponsive."
"Harley does the best blonde I've had!"
"Great selection of $8 lunches."
"Make sure to ask for grey goose."
"All the boys are cute. Come in for eye candy!"