"Beloved by Angelenos, but a disgrace to anyone from the east coast. Strange color and texture. Taste not even worth getting into. Scallion schmear has about 3 scallions in it."
"Take the foot bridge to or from the airport!"
"Last wash is 10 pm, which is the latest in the neighborhood!"
"Pick up and drop off here if your lobby package situation is sketchy 🙃"