"Whoever designed the parking lot needs to be fired."
"Parking is not $1.50...the attendant charges $5. False advertising?"
"Amazing Service. Spectacular food. Great Prices. Oh, and $5 desserts."
"I got an All Saints Suit Jacket here for $40 - they have an AMAZING selection for such great prices!"
"The chocolate chip cookies are so good..."
"The locals call it Mo Jo's and they serve breakfast 24hrs a day!"