"Always a great time! Such a sight for sore eyes... :-)"
"My tools are clean and great quality."
"Take home a blueberry muffin. They are darn good!"
"Buy your own adult diapers cuz theirs are scratchy."
"I got a tip for this palace, but I ain't giving it on foursquare..."
"Don't get upset leaving... You'll be back to the one you love in no time!"