"The pool table blows and might as well be upside down. The table top is cool though."
"Im whats good. Get off my roof!"
""Dont fuck with the Jesus.""
"Eat anything she cooks."
"First person I encountered was homeless and asking me for money to get to NY. "NYC, super cool to the homeless...""
"3 Sheets beer pong champ. Three years running. HMD!!!!!"