"Take all your metal out of your pockets!"
"Try the sea salt foot bath, it will smell like fish. Ha !"
"2 for 1 beers at happy hour, w/ 4 sq check in, woot"
"Zac and Taylor are the best!"
"2 for Tuesday for VIP's off the special roll menu"
"Don't wear blue jeans to class, WTF? Heavy sigh...."