"If you want an amazing protein shake indulge in the Hulk Smash!"
"Everyone in the morning is super nice! Try the #BlondeRoast, so good!"
"Starbucks is 2 lights east of here and if you're hungry there is a McDonalds 2 lights down from here. Parking is easy! Compared to the main campus!"
"I had to talk to my own car after paying for valet. What is up with that?"
"This is the best Starbucks to people watch at :) <3"