"Tacqueria tacos are taco truck style - cilantro, onions, meat and none of the extras! YUM!"
"Carnitas tacos are taco truck style - you can get them with chicken too...if you ask."
"I always feel so lame asking for a: viente, iced, non-fat white mocha with 3 pumps. Could it get any more specific?? But...I want less fat and less sugar. The alternative is:don't drink it, yeah right"
"Bring a friend with you to the bathroom, that way when you get lost you'll have a friend! ;)"
"Make sure you dress up otherwise you'll get treated like a vagrant...smart people have money too fools!"
"go to The Living Room in downtown..."