"This place is fucking amazing."
"Enchiladas from the sea are delicious. Makes up for inconsistent service."
"Millions of items in the book. About seven items in stock!"
"These motherfuckers must be borrowing employees from the post office next door. No line inside = 12 minutes to deposit a check."
"Cool place. The lady bartenders are all cute, and the sunday brunch is amazing. But the rap music is fucking terrible. Even for rap music."