"Just a fantastic place to get the meat sweats."
"You should probably bring Tony some mozzarella sticks."
"Great place to get a trim and a shave. A fair price, too!"
"Super nice staff. Just make sure to check your order before you split."
"Need a place to be loud? This is where I do it."
"Cold day? Ask for the 2-top by the fire and have a bowl of Irish cobbler."