"Surprised at the great options for vegetarians! Try the sesame crusted asparagus sticks, the two-kale salad, and definitely the sweet potato couscous. It was spectacular!"
"Killer Veggie Dumplings. Then go eat outside by the water."
"Come for eggs on a Sunday at midnight... watch the eccentrics yell at the staff."
"Speak in a deep, booming voice about Israel's Judaean Hills."
"Don't get whacked in the head. Or punt the ball off the pole..."