"Prices apply to all that enter the apple orchard. Even those who don't pick any or do not want to pick any apples."
"First and last time to pita pit. Walked with without a greeting and as I approached the counter both employees walked into the back. Wait around for service. We threw out our food after two bites."
"Downloaded foursquare again just so I was able to leave this comment."
"I found hell, its here."
"There's always bread outside."