"I've been here 99x and not mayor? I call shenanigans!"
"RIP Mort. Sorry I overfed you."
"FYI, Can't buy alcohol until 11am on Sunday per State law."
"Say hi to WOMMA's office pet, Mort."
"Just watched a Bangers employee get in a fight w/ a drunk customer & kick the customer in the face after pushing him on the ground. Classy."
"Check the box office before getting tickets from the scalpers. Sometimes save big $."