"Super friendly folk- gave me a scone on the house when I showed up late in the day!"
"You will not get a seat at a ufc fight unless you show up before 5. Resort to Showmees and cry."
"You can ask the staff for a carrot to feed Flash!"
"Forget digging, just wait for that old man to die. Plan revenge with all the time you save."
"Chicken salad sandwich on a toasted bagel! No extra charge, ten extra taste points"
"Play charades while drinking gin. Go light on the tonic."